Thursday, 14 November 2013

5 new jokes

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesnt listen

2. What do u call a fat girl dancing in a club?
Ans: alone

3.what do u do if a bird shits on your car?
Ans: dont ask her out again

4.why did the skeleton go to the party alone
Ans: he had no body to come with him

5. Why did the cookie to to the hospital
Ans: because he felt crumbie

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