2. A lawyer waking from anaesthesia with his wife by his side woke and said to his wife " your beautiful" he then went back to sleep until he woke again a few minutes later and said "your cute" his wife was disappointed and asked "what happened to beautiful" the lawyer said " the anaesthesia is wearing off"
3. Police officer "did u kill this man"
Murderer "no a bullet killed him, bullets are made of lead and lead comes from the ground and the ground is in nature so he died of natural causes, case closed"
4. Boy: the principles so dumb
Girl: do u know who i am?
Boy: no...
Girl: the principles daughter
Boy: do u know who i am?
Girl: no
Boy: good *walks away*
5. Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.
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