5 new jokes

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesnt listen

2. What do u call a fat girl dancing in a club?
Ans: alone

3.what do u do if a bird shits on your car?
Ans: dont ask her out again

4.why did the skeleton go to the party alone
Ans: he had no body to come with him

5. Why did the cookie to to the hospital
Ans: because he felt crumbie

5 funny jokes

1. What do u call a man wearing ear muffs?
Ans: anything he cant hear u

2.what did the fish say when he swam into a wall
Ans: dam

3. What did the ocean say to the beach
Ans: nothing it just waved

4. If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, why practice?

5.crime doesnt pay, does that mean my jobs a crime?

Dirty jokes

5 dirty jokes

1.how do u find a blind man in a nudist colony?

Ans: its not hard

2.whats the difference between a blond and a rooster

Ans: a rooster goes cock a doodle doo but a blond goes any cock will do

3.what does a blond do when she's choking?

Ans: move back 3 inches

4. Whats did the támpon say to the other tampon

Ans: nothing there both stuck up bitches

5. What did the ball say to the other ball?

Ans: dont talk to the guy in the middle hes a dick